Blake's Think Tank

For those of you that read David Kinkade’s hilarious blog, The Arkansas Project, you have seen him write from time to time about Arkansas Project Girlfriend, or APG. John Brummett, fresh off a deep spring slumber in that hollowed cabinet of the past where I keep him confined, had the opportunity to meet her in person and wrote about it on his blog.

Oh, and P. S., since cross-referencing and cross-pollination seem to be the essence of local blogging — Afterward a perfectly normal-looking and nice-seeming young woman introduced herself to me as the “Arkansas Project girlfriend.” In case you don’t know, former Katherine Harris/Asa Hutchinson aide David Kinkade operates a consistently funny, sometimes mean, sporadically informative and often bikini model-adorned blog at thearkansasproject.com, and there he sometimes invokes some semi-charming anecdote involving the “Arkansas Project girlfriend,” a fictional character, I always assumed, on account of his being a lonely misfit blogger.

Mr. Brummett’s a bit stunned by the whole thing. Like most things with JB I don’t care. But the last sentence does seem to suggest that us lonely misfit bloggers (Me, Mr. Kinkade, Lance Turner and Jason Tolbert and along with Zack Stovall, The Lonely Misfits Drinking Society) can’t get girls to go out with us.

Dude, please. This, featuring The Lonely Misfits, from the archives.